Diego Bandido
June 24, 2009 | Wednesday | 7:00 am
File name: Fantinalgo, Michael Bartolo
On-Air Alias: Diego Bandido
Time Slot: 8-11am Sunday to Friday
On-Air Tagline: “Ang tirador ng mga yaya, mga yayang pasaway”
RHTV Program: Usapang Lalake, Monday to Friday, 11:00AM – 11:30AM
Place of Origin: Roxas City, Capiz Philippines Earth
Species: Human
Childhood Dream: To kill Godzilla, makapunta sa buwan at masuot ang brief ni Superman
Abilities: Yaya Hypnotism
Hobby: Eyeball Rotation, Snatching, Bank Robbery and Hold-upping
Killer Move/Special Power: Turtle Kick and Shaolin Head Spin
Mannerism: Eye Licking
Favorite Movie Line: “Ohhh…Somebody Stop Me..” (The Mask)
What’s your fashion statement?
Jeans ang t-shirt lang and sneaker shoes!!!!!
Most hated fashion statement?
Ahhhh..yung pasusuotin ako ng slacks at long sleeves!! Mas pipiliin ko ang mag laslas na lang!!! Pero pag may bayad keri na!!
Kung may taong pinagnanasaan ka sino ito at bakit?
Ikaw na nagbabasa nito, gusto kita may reklamo? Ahahaha siguro si Angelina Jolie at Salma Hayek!!!! Mga Mexican beauty. Yummy kasi sila..ahaha!!
Kung may tatanggalin na parte ng katawan mo anu ito at bakit ito ang napili mo?
Aahhhh… yung parti ng pusit na ginagawang squid ball..ahahahaha.. pangit kasi tingnan hindi pantay eh!!! Hahahaha….!
Most embarrassing moment?
Hmmmmm…siguro yung time na lumapit ako sa isang babae kala ko ako yung tinatawag niya. Tapos hindi pala. Yung kasama niya pala na nagja-jogging na naiwan! Eewww!!! Kahiya..hahaha!!
What turns you on?
Hmmmm… pag ang girl naka t-back tapos low waist ang pants!!! Aawwoooo….. sumasama pakiramdam ko umiilaw agad signal light ko!!!!
What turns you off?
Hah!!! Buhok sa kili-kili… Yuck!!!! Ewww! Super yucky! Kadiri!!!














